しつもんをする
Asking Questions
話すいぬ、
好きな数字は?
ワンと言う。
数字=すうじ=number
Oh great talking dog,
What number do you most love?
One*, the dog replies.
*T/N: In Japanese, the sound a dog makes is “ワンワン” rather than “bow wow” or “woof.”
うたうカモ。
な前は何だ?
レディーガガ。
There's a singing duck.
What do you think its name is?
It's Lady Gaga*.
*T/N: Japanese ducks go "ガーガー." Unfortunately I had to cut short the vowels for it to fit within the syllable restrictions.
クリスマス。
フクロウわらう?
ホーホーだ。
It is a Christmas.
The owl laughs with Santa?
There is a ho ho*.
*T/N: Owls say "ホーホー." That is all.
I had to take liberties with the translations so that they could still fit the pattern. I was surprised by how much I had to add. It seems like an English syllable counts for a lot more than a Japanese letter.